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[12 May 2006|12:17pm]
this last week has been one of the best this year - there were two pirate parties, i got to see all my favorite people, i went to the zombie and FINALLY saw my erika, i got to do the zombie fashion show and the swimsuit illistrated show, aaaaaaaaaand got to drink during everything.

oh and tasha - they interviewed me on camera about the swimsuit illistrated hair and i whored out you name and salon fresh. i dont know where the footage will end up, but whoever sees it knows that you're awesome and how to find you. ill get your money to you today or tomorrow depending on how soon i can cash the checks.
oh and everyone loved the hair and they said they want us to work for them again

hey people who have paid accounts - are they really all that cool? i sort of want to get one but i'm not sure if its worth it or not

haha apparently i'm a horrible person and a sinner and whatnot.
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san francisco [10 Apr 2006|12:26pm]
this place is neat

i only got carded once the whole time i've been up here

im always drunk becuase i drink everytime i hear someone say "hella"

they have h&m, good food and loads of drugs up here too

and i never get bored driving around becuase we get to play hipster or hobo

me and billie get to have girly sleepovers and sushi dates with oscar

plus i get to see gravy train this week too

fuck a bunch of san diego i don't think im gonna go home
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no surprises here...... [08 Apr 2006|09:13pm]
[ mood | waiting to go get drunk ]

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What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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british invasion nonsense [05 Mar 2006|08:54am]
so last night me and billie went with tamra and jesska to british invasion in like san bernadino

we had a case of sparks, a bottle of so co and a bottle of andre on the way there and that was neat

we went in the show and me and tamra went back stage and one of the guys in gbh started yelling at us for using their bathroom. and said i stole some of their bud light, which i clearly was not on account of the fact it sucks. and that me and tamra had jager for some reason.
while we were doing that i guess billie and jesska saw some guy get stomped to death outside

then tamra went somewhere and me and billie and jesska went to find her outside to be drunk and we came around a corner and saw some crusty chick throwing a molotov so we ran back where we came and then the cops set off some tear gas in front of us which kind of sucked

me and jesska ran and we could'nt breathe or see and everything burned, then we got trampled and stuck on the ground for a while and when i got up i found jesska coughing and trying to breathe in the fetal behind this big cement thing and i grabbed her and we went to find the car becuase by that time there were like 3 police helicopters and the swat team joined the party
then we yelled more and everyone was running around and rioting
they completly destroyed the jack in the box across the street from the venue and lit a bunch of other shit on fire and had dumpsters in the street and it was cool
the cops had all their neat riot gear with them and they were shooting rioters with what was either 12 guage or bean bag rounds and yelling stuff at us on the helicopter loudspeakers and setting off more tear gas.
it was fun.

im pretty sure someone killed a nazi, and i heard someone killed a cop or two, but i didnt see it so i dunno. no real people died i know that.

but i dunno we went to dennys after and the waitress had heard what happened at the orange pavillion and gave us free apple pie and ice cream and sandwiches.

then billie took us home and i took a nap in the shower

i vote every show from now on ends with a riot.

i think it's the most fun i've had in a while.
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i'm waiting for the next big earthquake [06 Feb 2006|09:42pm]
[ mood | tired ]

and hoping that the city of los angeles breaks off the mainland and falls into the sea.

fuck that place and its insane traffic, people that all drive like me, 50$ parking tickets, weak 8$ drinks at stupid clubs, creepy guys, and flat tires.

but i sort of like hotel parties in beverly hills, not being carded anywhere, the isse show, fake boyfriend, getting to play with tasha, muscle beach, breakfast in bed, and chuck norris' star on the walk of fame.

as much as i hate la, i know ill end up back there again soon.

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[01 Feb 2006|09:24am]
[ mood | needing a cocktail ]

so i just got back from vegas.

it was fun

most of the time i was busy being excited about room service, making a mess of my hotel room, and being able smoke inside and drink on the street

gogol bordello was playing downstairs at my hotel the first night but we stunmbled in too late missed them, but still saw an eerily good prince impersinator so it was ok.

we went to some stupid clubs on the strip too and made the bouncer guys let us in to the vip booth and get free booze from old guys in suits and made the dj play acdc

and on the last day we had a class with paul mitchell advanced academy and it was really fun. we got to play on doll heads all day and do lots of scissor over combing so i got all excited about that.

the only part of the trip that sucked was the part where some guy from utah stole my flask....that kind of sucks but i'll get another one

basically i learned that vegas is a horrible place that takes all my money and makes me do things that are stupid.
well not really it just gives me a reason to do all the stupid shit i do anyway.
oh yeah and that the only thing tastier than free alchol is stolen alcohol.

either way im glad im home and im gonna go make pancakes.

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[18 Jan 2006|07:02pm]

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let's play 20(ish) questions [15 Jan 2006|04:07pm]
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

any one of the bastards at fox who canceled futurama

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?


3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

thats hard to narrow down - pretty much everyone

4. What is your favorite cheese?


5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal.
Whats is on it?

chicken club with bacon, no mayo no onions, on toasted sourdough

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?

crispin glover

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?

stiv bators circa 1976

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

save it for tattoos

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

rio de janeiro

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?

brazillian equivalent of 7-11

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?

jim beam

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

356 million b.c.e. - eat a stegasarous steak.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

death by firing squad for anyone who sings along loudly to sublime when they've been drinking.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?

i would'nt do anything cool or original - i'd have a reality show with my name so i'd have an excuse to do stupid things i could'nt get away with in real life. plus i'd have a pet giraffe and tony danza would be my sidekick.

15. What is your favorite expletive?

fuck. i dont care how over used it is, it's still a good word.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything; they're just standing around your bed. What do you do

shrug, roll over, go back to sleep.

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?

that's easy - my purse - its got my ipod, cell phone, and flask.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

try to kill death

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?


20. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out... you can move to anywhere else in the world! What country are you going to live in now?

i'm a jedi i'll live where i want.

21. This question still counts even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?

what a stupid question jedis can go wherever they want

22. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude look at me I can float!"?

erika's house

23. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?

napoleon bonaparte.

24. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

my great grandmother

25. What's your theme song?

andrew wk - we want fun
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i wanna be your abductee [13 Jan 2006|09:24pm]
haha prego nudged me so im updating

i haven't been up to much latley

erika kidnapped me from school today and we went on a cheesecake date. we ate too much and then we had food coma and went to her house then i fell asleep on her floor. her floor never fails to make me fall asleep.
but yeah basically, erika = better than you

then i came home and wasted a feeling or two on lame people and their bullshit
i owe people some facepunches but other than that i'm over it

now im gonna put more stuff on my ipod and go to bed

that reminds me - hey mr. prego lemme steal your music

and uhh i got some new hair

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and my arm is finished but im too lazy to take a picture so you dont really get to see it
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so yeah..... [02 Jan 2006|01:46pm]
last night i met the irish carbomb.
chances are i'll never go anywhere sober again.

i woke up this morning and encino man was on.
"i'll be baaaaaccckkk. bud-dy."
why did they stop pauly shore from being in movies?
i really hope he comes back.

i was going to have a pool party yesterady and then it decided to rain.
stupid fun burgular ass rain.

oh yeah and about 2006 you guys - please try to not to do anything dumb to make it suck.
last year had enough of that.
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a day late and a dollar short [26 Dec 2005|01:07pm]
[ mood | confused ]

Late at night as I lay down to sleep
I think of all the secrets people keep
like how I feel for you
Do you feel it too
or is it something we have to resume

We're just two people watching time fly by
In a world in it's obvious decline
But we are young and strong
We can carry on
Find a little Paradise of our own

'cos no one saves the day
it's no one else's fault
if you're a day late or dollar short

Just think about how lovely life could be
Excluding all the man-made misery
If we're too far behind
And really out of time
Is there another world they plan to find?

Too many dreams of youth
That we never caught
Just a day late or dollar short

We're all just lonely people
Only dyin' to fall in love

Feelings that we thought
Dreams we never caught
Just a day late or dollar short

All the loneliness, the blues
Feelings so distraught
When you're a day late or a dollar short

Too many dreams of youth
That we never caught
Just a day late or a dollar short

And no one saves the day
It's no one else's fault
When you're a day late or a dollar short

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lord forgive us and protect us - we've been drinking whiskey for breakfast [18 Dec 2005|05:34pm]
basically keeping up with chris and jimmy dean and erika is hard work.
first we drove to huntington beach in the yeehaw get away van and they played at this bar and i drank my flask in the bathroom and watched them play
then we got kicked out of 2 places we were supposed to stay becuase of some crazy broads and their crazyness
then we went somewhere else to drink and stayed there and went on an adventure in the morning
and we went to scolaris in the morning when we got back in town and had bloody marys and cheeseburgers
scolaris in the morning rules its all old men
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ps erika = awesome
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thread fashion show [06 Dec 2005|09:19pm]
[ mood | excited ]

so tasha and me and anh and hong from her salon did the hair for the thread show last sunday
it was really cool they shut down a wing of the aerospace museum in balboa park and had the show in there

and i am a more brilliant documenter than hong so there's pictures

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stealing your friends page [06 Dec 2005|08:24pm]
1) Was 2005 a good year for you?
the last 2 months could have been better, but for the most part yes

2) What was your favorite moment of the year?
summer, prom, getting tattoos, shows, sushi dates, getting my id

3) What was your least favorite moment of the year?
finding out someone i cared about didnt feel the same way.

4) Where were you when 2005 began?
san diego

5) Who was you with?
fetus, blair, kyle, chris, margret.

6) Where will you be when 2005 ends?
i dunno

7) Who will you be with when 2005 ends?
all my friends - i hope - if i can trick them into all being in one place

8) Did you keep your new years resolution of 2005?

9) Do you have a New Years resolution for 2006?
to drink more and think less.

10) Did you fall in love in 2005?
i'm not really sure what love is

11) If yes, with who?
you all know

12) If yes, do they know?

13) Are you still in love with them?
i try not to think about it

14) You regret it?
every day

15) Did you breakup with anyone in 2005?

16) Did you make any new friends in 2005?
camillle, erika, blair, gloria, aimmie, allison, other people im too lazy to think of them all

17) Who are your favorite new friends?

18) What was your favorite month of 2005?

19) Did you travel outside of the US in 2005?
haha i went to TJ

20) How many different states did you travel to in 2005?
just california

21) Did you lose anybody close to you in 2005?

22) Did you miss anybody in the past year?
jill and jesse when they went away to europe

23) What was your favorite movie that you saw in 2005?
the life aquatic

24) What was your favorite song from 2005?
made in 2005 i dunno
but choking victim - 500 channels reminds me of good times

25) What was your favorite record from 2005?
throw rag - 13 feet and rising

26) How many concerts did you see in 2005?
a whole bunch

27) Did you have a favorite concert in 2005?
when the adicts played el cajon

28) Did you drink a lot of alcohol in 2005?

29) Did you do a lot of drugs in 2005?

30) How many people did you sleep with in 2005?

31) Did you do anything you are ashamed of this year?

33) What was the worst lie someone told you in 2005?
they were all bad i dont wanna think about it

34) Did you treat somebody badly in 2005?

35) Did some body treat you badly in 2005?

36) How much money did you spend in 2005?
too much on booze, hair stuff, and clothes

37) What was your proudest moment of 2005?
graduating from high school - everyone told me i'd never do it

38) What was your most embarrassing moment of 2005?
i'm alwyas saying something dumb and people alwyas make fun of me - but i dont know when it was most embarassing

39) If you could go back in time to any moment of 2005 and change something, what would it be?
i dont wanna think about that but id definatly get drunk more and have feelings less

40) What are your plans for 2006?
wreaking all sorts of havoc, seeing my friends more, going out to bars with erika, getting my cosmotology licence, starting work in a salon, sushi dates, and just generally being awesome
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gay. [17 Nov 2005|10:46am]
this is the sickest ive ever been EVER. i can't walk, can't eat, i have a high fever, and every time i cough i start dry heaving.

i still get limewire and internet though becuase its next to my bed -so what should i download?

anyways someone should come to my house and carry me to the porn store so i can get present for wife's birthday.
becuase that would be neat.
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[14 Nov 2005|06:02pm]
[ mood | sick ]

We charge into danger.
No guarantees or safe places.
No one can be trusted
everyone is a suspect.
All the money's worthless.
The talent is trite and exaggerated.
The food is turning and the water's fucking poison.
And it's rotting your teeth right out of your head,
sight and hearing are quickly faded.
Your gut's expanding, your hairline's receding.
The sores are opening and the cancer's spreading.
And the antibiotics aren't working,
All the drugs are just strangely sobering.
And the skeletons in your closet have opened the door and
they've started talking

Just like Miami
Fucking Miami

Sharks circling for the feeding.
All hope has been abandoned, like ballots drifting into the ocean

Just like Miami
Fucking Miami

Sharks circling for the feeding.
All hope has been abandoned, like ballots drifting into the ocean

They're in your room while you're sleeping.
They're in your car behind the seat waiting.
All the rifle sights are on the back of your head.
They're slipping it into your drink when you're not looking.
And they're selling it to you as art.
It's every other word in movies and songs.
All the public is buying,
it's business as usual,
and the business is capitalizing
on your fear, your greed, your perversions and vices.
They say you're guilty, they've got the evidence to prove it.
The mistakes are obvious, the faults are glaring.
The plane is on fire, the fucking ship is sinking.
And you're swept away in a hurricane.
You're buried in the rubble of an earthquake
It's terminal,
they're amputating!
Massive hemmorrhaging,
major fucking complications

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COME ON GET YOUR HAIR DONE!! [06 Nov 2005|08:56pm]
you know you want to....

paul mitchell the school
410 A street
san diego CA 92101

tuesday-saturday 9am - 5 pm

Ashley #194

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fucking shit..... [21 Oct 2005|04:40pm]
[ mood | death ]

i have the flu. it fucking sucks. so i gave justin the flu too so we sit and sleep and play internet all day.

yeah you're jealous.

20 People You Can Think Of Right Off Your Head

1. justin
2. jill
3. jesse
4. blair
5. kyle
6. camile
7. tasha
8. fetus
9. davey
10. regan
11. mac
12. tom from myspace
13. diane
14. gloria
15. amanda
16. jovi
17. ernie
18. daniel nugent
19. torreybob
20. staceybob

How did you meet 13?: she was at tasha's old apartment and she had blonde hair and was all pretty

What would you do if you never met 5?: i would have done too much drugs and not had a lot of fun and good stuff in my life last year. and pooped my pants.

What do you honestly think of 10?: i just wanna punch him in the face

Have you ever liked 3?: no!

Would 2 and 11 make a good couple?: He wishes. but jill is my wife and he cant have her

Do you think 12 is cool?: absolutley.

Would 1 and 17 make a lovely couple?: hahah yeah justin would feed ernie

On a scale of 1-10 how cute is 14?: 500 million

What language does 19 speak?: english the last time i checked

Who is 8 going out with?: me

Is 9 a boy or a girl?: davey used to be a boy and now shes a girl and shes hot

When was the last time you talked to 18?: like a year ago when he called me asking for a ride and i was like uhhhhh

What is 1's favorite artist?:: cool keith

Does 4 have any siblings?:: I don't know.

Would you ever date 7?: me and jill both decided one day that if we had weiners we'd do it with tasha

Is 15 single? Yes, i do believe so

What is 5's middle name?: AUSTIN ROBERT

What is 2's fantasy?: something involving steak, circus porn, burlesque, and doing it with jesse.

Would 14 and 19 make a good couple?: haha that would be the best couple of all time

What school does 16 go to?: she doesnt go to school she gets drunk in alleys with me and justin instead

What school does 1 go to?: he's too cool for school

Where does 9 live?: at the fetus house

Are 5 & 6 best friends? i dunno

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fuck yeah [09 Oct 2005|11:07am]
Blanche Devereaux
Which Golden Girl Are You?
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BITCH [20 Sep 2005|01:27pm]
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